Saturday, February 7, 2009

Friendship Oath (the non-gag-inducing kind)

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off...after I laugh my butt off!!

HAPPY WEEKEND, FRIENDS!